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Headline Rhymes

If there’s anything to learn from the report by Mueller
Whether you’re on the blue team, red team or another:

If your news comes from just a couple of mainstream sources
You’ll keep getting hoodwinked by a couple of mainstream forces

We tell our kids, never believe everything you hear
Then gorge on social media till our senses disappear

It’s okay to stay bubble-wrapped for the sake of mental health
But then consider keeping the propaganda to yourself

Views on the news, delivered so smooth. This week’s inspired by:

News, Pre-News, Fake News, and Statistics

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